Last Tuesday I had a bag with a banana and a nutri-grain bar in it. To my uttermost confusion, it "disappeared." After rummaging around for a solid 30 seconds, I raised my white flag of surrender and went on to more pressing matters; i.e., googling "how to be an english teacher." I just found it lurking in the bottom drawer of my file cabinet, which was apparently the most logical place to put it (she says with sarcasm). Banana's official time of death: 2:57pm, February 8th. Poor thing.
Today I parked in visitor's parking... and I took the elevator to 3rd floor. And I had a cup of Culligan water even though I'm not on the list. My collegiate behavior needs a tune-up.
I've decided to nix making goals. For example, I had a goal that this weekend I would plan out all of next week. I did not reach said goal. I did, however, come out of the weekend with a new pair of $8 shoes and some hockey skating practice. Thus, I am forgoing all goals, and forthwith will consider any measure of productivity a raging accomplishment.
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